I'm RoboCop

RoboCop is the nick I received while through out my life in the army.

(1) My fellow camp-mates told me I walked like a robot, do things like a robot in its usual routine and is always using brute strength.O_O

(2) My CSM (company sergeant major) also liked to ask me to attend any form of parade, just because I'm quite tall and march like a programmed robot.

(3) My bunk-mates told me I speak in an uniquely quite monotonous-robotic way. They find the perfect match to the robocop in the show when my face can show no expressions at times.

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I wish to defend myself with the following I'm about to say:

"My unit was meant to carry and assemble a raft manually using labour, if anything don't work out smoothly, the only resort is with brute force on the equipment."

"It's true I find myself losing the 'swing' while walking, I even consulted a friend on how to walk to be considered as walking 'normally', the truth is, they were all crappy."

"I don't like the only one thing in the army, and that is the hierachy structure for flowing of information to the top, it took months to report something which you might not even get a reply. However, I do like to do my drills with my best efforts."

"They said in army, you have no life. What do you expect from my tone to speak of anything concerning SAF standing orders."

"Same explanation goes for my expression 'problem', who would stare at people you faced all the time in army after knowing he's a back-stabber!"

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I'm glad that I'm back to normal life. But then again, my nick became "Lao gao" (gorilla).
I will explain that maybe sometime later.
T_T