3 BAH LU KU (3 bruises)

So said Humpty Dumpty did had a great fall.
I had my great fall today too, and a weird one.

"Bye, see you again!" as I got out of my working colleague's car who drove me to Pasir Panjang MRT stop. I lift up to catch a quick glance at my left wrist, locating the time at my watch while being dragged down by a ton-weighing laptop-bag.

*PAMPZ*
Stunned, as soon as I put down my bag after knowing the time, felt my right knee impact upon something hard, toppling my balance awkwardly... my C.G shifted and body naturally reacted by trying to put my left leg ahead! I caught a glimpse of the "object"" that I was tripping over... it was standing at knee level....in a split second, I managed to lift up my left leg and step on top of it...

*Piak* The tip of my right foot tripped on the edge of the object when I was bring my other foot up... momentum rolled forth my body began to tumble ahead once more... this time towards the ground...

My left foot reached down for the ground while defending my bag against gravity, neither could I stand nor could I regain my balance. I continued to staggered in a half squat way towards a wall... I knew I had to take my chance of stopping Now or landing up on the wall!

I let my laptop bag to ground, and momentum still rushing forward, with the wall closing in...
I kneeled down with both knees on ground and counter off the rest of the remaining force.
I knew it's finally over, and turned my head over to find out what I tripped over...

it was.... the stone (marble-looking) seat at the bus stop!!!!

How the fark did I trip over something that big!?!!?